Caution! Here Are 4 Consequences of Celebrating Valentine’s Day
You already know that February 14 is not just a day—it’s a setup. But some of you refuse to listen. Every year, we warn you. Every year, you still fall in love, buy gifts, and post “Love lives here” on WhatsApp. Well, here we are again.
Since you’ve chosen romance over wisdom, let’s remind you of the inevitable consequences that await you. If you like, argue, but these things will happen.
1. If you fornicate, just start shopping for baby clothes
No need for “God abeg” or “it’s just vibes.” The math is matching. February + 9 months = November baby. Simple. This one is not a curse; it’s biology. While you’re there eating cake and sipping wine, your baby’s guardian angel is already filling out the birth certificate.
2. Your relationship will not see March
Enjoy now, cry later. Love is sweet until March 1st when your babe suddenly stops replying with “Awww” and starts typing “K.” Why? Because the pressure of Valentine’s Day forced a love that was never meant to be. Many relationships are on life support as we speak—February 14 will just pull the plug.
3. Your account balance will suffer
You were managing your life before, but no, love wanted to “show working.” You booked a restaurant, bought a gift, ordered flowers, and even paid for a ride home. Now, it’s February 15, and your wallet is dry. Salary day is far, and Indomie is suddenly your best friend. But at least you proved your love, right?
4. You will be jealous of single people
You laughed at them before, but look at you now—broke, heartbroken, and checking your period tracker. Meanwhile, single people are just vibing, enjoying peace of mind, and eating their money in peace. Who’s really winning here?
If You Like, Don’t Listen 👀
If after all this, you still insist on celebrating Valentine’s Day, it’s on you. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you. But for those who have seen the light, congratulations—you have escaped the Valentine’s Day curse. See you next year when we’ll be warning these people again.
